bald eagle taste like freedom: Archive

Feb 25th

Tonight

jeucebocks: Was boring, I’m disappointed. Tonight was boing because you were boring, shy and now sleeping

Feb 25th

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Feb 22nd

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Feb 20th

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Feb 20th

Feb 10th

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That moment when you ask a girl for her phone...

SHOT DOWN!!!

Feb 10th

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Jan 31st

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Jan 26th

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6 tags

Jan 22nd

65,737 notes

Every time I pull into my driveway Im always so...

Jan 9th

I love those magical moments when I check my bank...

Jan 8th

Dec 27th

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Dec 26th

Dec 25th

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Dec 18th

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Dec 10th

Dec 8th

Dec 4th

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Dec 3rd

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I keep having these extremely vivid pregnancy...

theyflickerandtheyfall: and it’s really unsettling. They used to be nightmares but now I wake up all disappointed with my flat belly. What the fuck is going on? Im not a professional dream interpreter, but I think you want to have a baby.

Dec 2nd

theyflickerandtheyfall: I feel like when I quit smoking, I stopped being fun. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’m proud to have quit but… When I smoked, I drank and I was social. Now I have no friends, I do not party and I am in bed by 11 every night. I somehow had this mental crossover one day and became fourty. Guys, I have become Mom. Well then you need to go buy a pack of cigs and meet us at...

Nov 26th

Nov 25th

Nov 3rd

The only reason Im eating cake for breakfast is...

I think I hate cake.

Nov 1st

This morning I had cake and ice cream for...

I eat whatever I want and say whatever I want.

Nov 1st

Oct 29th

24,332 notes

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Oct 29th

I Wish I had more black friend.

Oct 29th

I have taken over ryans tumblr

just know he is getting wastey with his besties oh follow papasfritas because he is here and theyflickerandtheyfall and hyperboleceleste

Oct 28th

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Most of the people I hangout with, I find very...

Oct 24th

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I just realized that Bill Cosby is old as hell and...

Just thinking about it makes me all teary eyed.

Oct 18th

Oct 17th

15 notes

Bank of America is trying to steal my money.

200$ on hold my mutha fuckin ass. better give me my money back bitch. FUCK BofA

Oct 7th

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You know that moment when you are just bored as...

There so much nothing to do.

Oct 6th

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Oct 6th

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I was cooking eggs in the kitchen just chillin in...

Oct 2nd

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Sep 29th

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Sep 28th

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I have a shirt

I think it’s orange, but Ed says it’s red. It really is red and everyone agrees with him. I’m just pretty stupid and and won’t accept the truth.

Sep 27th

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My kitchen is so fucking dirty. I think it's time...

Sep 22nd

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Sep 21st

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Stop nappin in the living room you sleepy bitch.

Fuck you and your nap. Dont sleep in the front room at 3 in the afternoon when thats the time everyone comes home and then complain about the noise when people use the door. Sorry asshole I’ll use the window next time.

Sep 21st